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Old December 13th   #1
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Funny Signatures You've Seen

"Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.

Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall and torque is how far you take the wall with you."

I posted that one under its own thread, but then I've run into some more, so I thought I'd start a thread for them. This one's kinda cheesy, but still funny:

"Please don't drink and perform Calculus. Remember, friends don't let friends derive drunk."
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Speed kills, drive a Honda and live forever.
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Speed kills, drive a Honda and drive forever.
Corrected, lol.
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Corrected, lol.
Not always......
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Not always......
As always, depends on how much you beat on it.
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If at first, you don't succeed...

Skydiving is not your thing.
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If at first, you don't succeed...

Skydiving is not your thing.
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One of my buddies had "when I die I wanna go out like my grandfather, in his sleep. Not like his passenger screaming for his life!"
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Mine used to me"I sprinkle diamonds on everything I eat. 1.Cause its the most ballin thing you can do to your food, and 2.Cause it makes my doodie twinkle!"-Dave Chapelle
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One of my buddies had "when I die I wanna go out like my grandfather, in his sleep. Not like his passenger screaming for his life!"
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Not exactly a signature, but pretty funny:
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I've seen that one before, lol.
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"Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker."
Haha! It's true!
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Nissan motorsports = Nismo Honda motorsports = Homo
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Nissan motorsports = Nismo Honda motorsports = Homo
Maybe this is why there's Toyota Racing Development (TRD) instead of Toyota Motorsports (TMO)...
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Ran into a few more today:

When you look to the government for a solution you have already failed.

No representation is made that the quality of the driving services to be performed is greater than the quality of driving services performed by other drivers.

"Don't RallyCross what you can't afford to Road Race"

"Of all the cars I have flown, none were particularly adept at landing smoothly."

Some of these can be credited to Eddie Jory.
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"Please don't drink and perform Calculus. Remember, friends don't let friends derive drunk."
And now, the shirt.
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