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Old December 14th   #1
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I'm a Redneck

I got this e-mail, and I normally do not share/forward any of this crap, but since I have some feelings about this subject I thought I would share with ya'll and see what ya'll's opinions were on the subject. Read below:

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and guts -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.

God Bless the U SA !
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Old December 14th   #2
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i wont be sending you any red neck jokes any time soon
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No, please send them. I appreciate a good redneck joke from time to time. This was just an e-mail stating that its amazing how those that still care about the country and what it stands for, and the people that are in it are called rednecks - like if you do care about the country then you're labeled as ignorant. If caring about my country and all of its values makes me a redneck, then I'm extremely proud to be one.
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Old December 14th   #4
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yall want redneck as hell. here is my 56 3600 chevy truck im restoring. my dad thought it would be funny http://www.hsvracing.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=8722
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I sure am proud to be "A REDNECK". I agree with everything that post said.

P.S. Check out my signature JAY.lol
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If I believed in all that what would that make me?
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your allowed to be a redneck too Larry!!!!
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your allowed to be a redneck too Larry!!!!
How I'm afro american/jamaican
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How I'm afro american/jamaican
redneck is a state of mind, ( or lack there of)
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yall want redneck as hell. here is my 56 3600 chevy truck im restoring. my dad thought it would be funny http://www.hsvracing.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=8722
Pretty funny. Next time you can post like this:
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Redneck Engineering Exam

1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10-pound possum 8 inches from the trunk.

2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? 66 Ford Fairlane, 69 Chevrolet Chevelle, 64 Pontiac GTO?

3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the product?

4. A pulpwood cutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser Tallboys will it take to cut the trees?

5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented a charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the decrease in the ozone layer?

6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor s 1 inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed?

7. A man owns a Tennessee house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile home on the man's land?

8. A 2-ton pulpwood truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph. The brakes fail. Given the average traffic loading of secondary roads, what are the chances that it will strike a vehicle that has a muffler?

9. A coal mine operates an NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the beginning of 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during the shift?

10. At a reduction in gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town that has been bypassed by the interstate to breed a country-western singer?
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Hey that truck would look sweet bagged.
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Hey that truck would look sweet bagged.
lol@munchie
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Old December 21st   #14
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yall are terrible...i cant help it if im a redneck,i grew up in ardmore.its in my blood
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lol@Travis^
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no kiddin..you should see the stares when people call me,then meet me. i get the same question are you travis?
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haha spook...you see what I did to munchie and the rest of the guys...before they started chillin w/ me they wouldnt take a second look at a mini truck now they are all closet mini truckers and im workin on gettin em converted over to the lifestyle

ohhhh....and also Hi everyone im Kerry and im a redneck too
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...closet mini truckers...
I never thought I'd ever see a statement like this posted, lol.
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<~~~~ Mini trucker on steriods...LMAO
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